gluten free celebrity

A celebrity, for whatever reason or reasons, who adheres to a gluten free diet and lifestyle. The celebrity might have celiac, think that the lifestyle wards off autism or cancer, be wheat intolerant, have a sympathic diet to one close to them who is gluten free, or simply embrace the weight loss effects of short term gluten freedom.

Plural: gluten free celebrities

Some examples of gluten free celebrities are:

*Zooey Deschanel, movie actress and a gluten free celebrity, gfc

*Jane Swift, first female governor of massachusetts, is a gluten free celebrity, gfc

by realestatesteve August 7, 2009

Gluten free cunt

All those idiots that haven't been tested but think a good allergy is a fashion accessory

I spoke to the gluten free cunt at the counter

Wanna knock the rest of her good teeth out

by sunny as fuck February 10, 2017

gluten free taco

Gluten free taco or GFT is used to describe the vagina of anyone who is, or looks like, they are on a gluten free diet.

"Normally I don't go for one night stands, but the appeal of her gluten free taco was to great."

"I bet she has a gluten free taco"

"She got kicked right in the GFT."

by Rawkyjohn August 26, 2016

gluten free lap dance

When the dancer tries to give you lap dance but she has no cake.

Bitch had a flat ass, that lap dance was gluten free.

White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.

by Normcock Hitchdonald February 27, 2017

ebola gluten free kush

Another kind of kush.

It is ebola gluten free so you know you are not dying.

Definition: When someone is dying to get some kush or weed.

ebola gluten free kush

A term widely used by a dj and producer "ZAXX"

EX.1:

Greg: Hey, I got that hook up for ebola gluten free kush.

Jason: I'll take some!

EX.2:

#ebolaglutenfreekush

EX.3:

A term widely used by dj and producer "ZAXX"

ZAXX: Do you like ebola gluten free kush?
Random Chick: Its the best kind.

by WhereTheyAtTho September 23, 2014

gluten free lap dance

So your dick will stay intact when you are receiving a strippers lap dance

Gluten makes your dick fly off so with these gluten free lap dances you'll stay intact with your women pleaser

by Hooter180 February 8, 2017

Gluten free

Eternal pain, suffering and dehydration

Oh fuck, the crumbs, they’re everywhere, it’s a fucking desert. Oh god have mercy on my Gluten Free soul

by Shrivelled Dried Corpse May 24, 2021