When a teenager is feeling gloomy for one reason or another. Can deal with love, homework, or other typical teenage problems, like mood swings in general. Will usually pass in a couple days or less. Sometimes lasts longer, the bigger the issue.
Does not have to do with life-changing problems, like parents divorce, death of family members, etc.
Does not have to do with life-changing problems, like parents divorce, death of family members, etc.
Person 1: I was rejected, and now I am feeling sad. Am I getting depressed, like, seriously?
Person 2: No, you probably just have a case of Teenage Gloomies.
or
Person 1: Urgh, I can't control my feelings anymore! I'm going from sad to happy to sad again in a minute! Am I getting some sort of clinical depression?
Person 2: Nah, you just have a bad case of the Teenage Gloomies. It'll pass.
Person 2: No, you probably just have a case of Teenage Gloomies.
or
Person 1: Urgh, I can't control my feelings anymore! I'm going from sad to happy to sad again in a minute! Am I getting some sort of clinical depression?
Person 2: Nah, you just have a bad case of the Teenage Gloomies. It'll pass.
by pockymousie March 24, 2009

by VirginDaddy69 March 29, 2021

The greatest song ever written, popularized by Billie Holiday. Nicknamed "the Hungarian suicide song".
by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

Κανάλι απείρου κάλλους στο YouTube.
Person 1: Είδες το τελευταίο βίντεο των Gloomy Gentlemen?
Person 2: Nah bruh. Too trash to be good.
Peron 1: * κρατώντας φλογοβόλο* Nani?
Person 2: Nah bruh. Too trash to be good.
Peron 1: * κρατώντας φλογοβόλο* Nani?
by sWeeT DoOdLeS NippLeS Medea April 24, 2020

When your sack of weed becomes so infinitesimal that the weight of the weed no longer aids in the unrolling of the bag it's stored in.
by paperdemon June 4, 2010

by a.m13 February 6, 2017

guy1-did ya meet mark the new guy!?
guy2-you mean that guy who's always sad!!
guy1-yea that Gloomy Phantom
guy2-you mean that guy who's always sad!!
guy1-yea that Gloomy Phantom
by HOFFMAN11 October 9, 2014
