give me the beans

A simple phrase to use in nearly any situation, but make sure that when you use it, people don't think less of you. Use it for comedic purposes.

Mom: Hey, I dropped that. Could you give it to me?
Me: How about you give me the beans?! I like them beans!
Mom: Heh, real funny. I guess you're having beans for dinner, then.

by CuberPS4 (follow me on Twitch) March 18, 2020

Give it the fucking beans

A phrase used when one is encouraging a peer to put maximum effort into a particular activity. Giving it the beans implies that the participant should without doubt ‘nail’ the task ahead. The ultimate battle cry.

Should i down this pint of fine beer? “...’Give it the fucking beans’ mate...”

Should i smash this pricks windscreen? “...’Give it the fucking beans’ mate...”
A fat man running to catch the bus, “...AY MATE, ‘Give it the fucking beans’...”

by kerzythelemon July 7, 2010

Give her the beans

To insert ones penis to the maximum depth causing the testicles to stop at the entrance the vagina.

Last night I was talking to my friend Flax and he told me he was going to give her the beans!

by Marshmallow Beans December 3, 2025