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gastro-lationship

Mash-up of "gastronomical / gastronomy" and "relationship." Meant to convey a friendship that may not be particularly deep, but revolves primarily around food and dining out.
“That’s the third time you’ve been out to lunch with Lisa this week.”

“Yeah, we have a total gastro-lationship.”
by Maximm123 January 11, 2009
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gastro typical

Someone who doesn't have digestive issues, they're gastrointestinal systems operate normally.

Someone who doesn't often have tummy trouble.
Play on word "neurotypical"
He's a gastro typical, he doesn't understand what it's like to have IBS!
by tummytroubles February 12, 2023
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gastro typical

Someone who doesn't have digestive issues, they're gastrointestinal systems operate normally.

Someone who doesn't often have tummy trouble.
Play on word "neurotypical"
He's a gastro typical, he doesn't understand what it's like to have IBS!
by tummytroubles February 12, 2023
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gastro-opticalendectomy

The surgical procedure of having a window installed in a persons stomach to allow them to see when their head is up their ass.
The politician's fly was open not for favors but for clear vision. His aide was polishing his gastro-opticalendectomy window.
by electrician January 31, 2010
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Gastro-Pub

A bar and grill that snobby d!ckheads like to over hype and touch tips in. A cleaner and more expensive Applebees/Chilis/ TGIF.
Them: “you wanna go to the gastro-pub?”
Me:” If I wanted to spend 100$ at a bar and grill I’d just go to Applebees and make some single moms night”
Them:”fair enough
by Holdenmanutz May 15, 2024
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Neo-Gastonism

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.
by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021
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Neo-Gastonist

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.
“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”
by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021
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