Gastonia

A town on the outskirts of Charlotte aka the GAS HOUSE where hella hoes & white people live. Everyone fucks for free & meet @ cookout after the games. Everyone raps & smokes cannabis. 12 be hot af. & people get exposed on the Facebook lock up page & they war on 4th of July

I’m just trying to make it out Gastonia

by Shabooya689 June 10, 2019

gastonday school

School known for it snitches and mama boy pussys

Finally get to get out of the hell hole that is gastonday school.

by Luz gg November 2, 2018

Justin Gaston

An underwear model famewhore who doesn't care about anything or anyone but his career. Mostly Famous for dating Miley Cyrus.

"Eww its Justin Gaston"

"Hes such a famewhore"

by Lyrics.and.Me August 20, 2009

gastosterone

Massive farts and gas, but associated with a male asshole.

I ate Taco Bell late last night and blew up the bathroom with massive gastosterone.

by Bpickett78 January 25, 2017

North Gaston

a high school out in the country full of dumb fucks that fight everyday , fein for nicotine , threatens to shoot up the school , and wanna be athletes that think their good but not .

i would hate to have to go to North Gaston for all 4 years

by theres a snake in my boot . October 28, 2019

Gaston Switch-a-rooh

This is an unplanned sexual act. It occurs when a man is about to lick a girls clit but when he gets his head down there the smell gags him and he can't do it. But he likes the girl and doesn't want to embarass her so he quickly jumps up and shoves his penis in here mouth yelling "I forgot, ladies first."

Warren had been planning to eat Samantha all week at the party because he knew a girl as fine as her had to taste sweet but when his head got down there he had to pull a Gaston Switch-a-rooh.

by hiemlich schlonge February 25, 2010

Gaston Dart Game

This is a sexual act decision making device. Obviously you need a dartboard and darts. But you also need small pieces of paper with your favorite sexaul acts on it. The pieces of paper will be attached to the dartboard and your partner will throw a dart at the board to decide which sexaul act will be performed that evening. This also can be used for an entire weekend of fun or at an orgy.

Rebecca could not decide what she wanted Sean to do to her the Saturday before she married Tom so they played the Gaston Dart Game. Before the sun went down she had been hot carled, Cleveland Steamered, Strawberry Shortcaked, Tonya Danzad, Donkey Punched, and don the Alligator Fuckhouse 3 times. She had scares that make-up wouldn't hide and her vagania was bleeding profusely, but at least the concusion would make her forget Sean before she said "I Do" to Tom.

by hiemlich schlonge March 8, 2010