by number one cruiser January 4, 2005
Get the gangstess mug.The Eastern European Gangreas (gangreatum australopetecus) is a fascinating relic from a strange time in earths evolution of wildlife. This creature communicates in antiquated memes, fortnite dances and homophobic slurs. This creature has an aversion towards females of the same species.
When threatened this passive herbivores best chance at survival is to flee. His diet consists mostly of takeaway food and cheap sugar based alcoholic cocktails. Because of this strenuous diet, the wild Gangreas sleeps up to 14h a day for up to 98 hours every single week. Only to emerge from its burrow dig himself deeper into financial distress buying games he will never play and gambling over cryptocurrencies. Much like the rooster, the Gangreas stores its phallus inside its body to protect it from attacks from females of the same species.
Unfortunately, the wild Gangreas has been heavily used in laboratory studies rendering most of its species utterly addicted to nicotine and the approval of others. This has also lowered the species average self esteem to a very low level, where its almost impossible for any of them to emerge from their burrows.
While regularily ill with various illnesses, this species is very adverse to vaccinations that could help it stay fairly healthy
Truly a sad and fascinating existence.
When threatened this passive herbivores best chance at survival is to flee. His diet consists mostly of takeaway food and cheap sugar based alcoholic cocktails. Because of this strenuous diet, the wild Gangreas sleeps up to 14h a day for up to 98 hours every single week. Only to emerge from its burrow dig himself deeper into financial distress buying games he will never play and gambling over cryptocurrencies. Much like the rooster, the Gangreas stores its phallus inside its body to protect it from attacks from females of the same species.
Unfortunately, the wild Gangreas has been heavily used in laboratory studies rendering most of its species utterly addicted to nicotine and the approval of others. This has also lowered the species average self esteem to a very low level, where its almost impossible for any of them to emerge from their burrows.
While regularily ill with various illnesses, this species is very adverse to vaccinations that could help it stay fairly healthy
Truly a sad and fascinating existence.
by Backlight May 28, 2022
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Thats a stinking guntress, I smashed it last week and the drapes were flapping around like that bitch mrs ryan from barclays ya know "your mum"
by Florence Regina Gunt July 17, 2011
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by Haileyhavoc October 1, 2017
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Guntress: Make cheese like the fabulous guntress I am.
Jerome: Damn girl, you self-sufficient.
Guntress: Make cheese like the fabulous guntress I am.
Jerome: Damn girl, you self-sufficient.
by Powerqueef September 26, 2022
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