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grocery bag 

when a gay man takes his sweaty ball sack skin and jacks off another guy with it.
ralph: so what did you do with that guy last night, Tom?

Tom: i gave him the signiture grocery bag. duh.
grocery bag by da-stonedahl February 14, 2009

Grocery bag 

Grocery bagging is when you put your own penis into your own anas, then having your significant other hold your shaft is if it were a grocery bag
Today I held my wife chapstick in my nose, water in one and and her tampons in the other, as she grocery bagged me through the mall
Grocery bag by Fuckshit123 October 20, 2018

GROCERY BAG 

a reference to the skin tone of black people in the United States. People darker than a grocery bag were denied entry to churches, universities, and social events. More recently, it represents the skin color of the "ideal" black woman
And I got her, nigga: grocery bag
GROCERY BAG by Calypso268 October 31, 2021

grocery bag dump 

A dump resembling when a grocery bag is overfilled and the bag rips, immediately dumping all of its contents at once. Grocery bag dumps usually occur after large meals and waiting until the last minute to defecate.
I'm glad I made it to the bathroom in time. I had to take a massive grocery bag dump. I feel much better now.
grocery bag dump by whtisthmtrx December 21, 2008

grocery bag shit

When you have to shit extremely bad when your water is cut off. You put a grocery bag over your toilet, and then get a few more. If you don't want to touch the water that the bag was in, that's where the extra bags come in. After you are through throw that shit out side somewhere.
Damn. It's 6 in the mornin and my daddy don't got his water on, so I improvised a an efficient shit. The grocery bag shit
grocery bag shit by stolo2 March 5, 2011

grocery bag of a woman 

A woman that does overly things .
My wife went to the auto shop to talk to them. She's a grocery bag of a woman she went to go throw a fit.