richard goranski

bisexual legend in the broadway musical “be more chill” but NO HOMO

the ladies are going to learn to love the REAL richard goranski.

by elderyeehaw November 30, 2018

gorathnet

Noun- large sharp metal grate/net to put in the air to kill birds, small animals, and large insects as they fly into it unknowingly. Sometimes it can be electrified with a preffered power supply of 10,000 volts.

Yesterday I had to polish my gorathnet without you.

by jhalley September 18, 2007

Gmork

That fucking scary wolf from The NeverEnding Story.

Gmork scared the shit out of me as a kid; I used to have nightmares.

by ZondaHP March 5, 2014

Goran Vodopivec

Goran is a man of his word. What he says is true. Maybe you stumbled on some scientific article online and you tried to tell him that you are correct...NO! He will yell aggressively at you and try to attack you with his big legs because no scientist is more clever than the goddess himself Goran Vodpivec. His name literally means "mountain-n drinking water". He will try to play the projection on the board but most of time it wont work and he will rage and break the computer mouse. He tried many times to teach but at the end he just talks about some"parmagiano cheese" and how you can die in space. Nonetheless we all hate him together and live in peace and harmony.

Goran Vodopivec: Stfu noobs you dont know shit!
Classmate: Respectful teacher Vodpivec, i believe earth is flat.
Goran: *ultimate rage* Wtf you useless scam i will crush you! *breaks mouse because he thinks it doesnt work but actually its just not plugged in*

by Mona69Sex February 2, 2019

Glorak

A fish god who is worshiped among many causcasians. He loves tacos and likes to slice and dice. Some items he slices and dices would be: tomatoes, onions, radishes, peppers and more. Sometimes unworshiping children

I was slicin' and dicin' like glorak yesterday.

by Barney is me May 22, 2010

Goracle

An "oracle-like" commentary from Al Gore.

Al Gore celebrity status has been catapulted into the stratosphere with an Oscar win for "An Inconvenient Truth". In this documentary, he articulates a future and telling projection how global warming will seriously affect our existence on earth.

Hence, Al Gore has come to be known in the vernacular as "Goracle".

Let's wait and see what the Goracle has to say.

by Mr. Anderson(Toronto) February 28, 2007

Gmork

Originally from the 1984 Film "The Never Ending Story" Gmork was the servant of the "Nothing" that was filling up the land of Fantasia and tearing it apart. Basically Gmork is a straight bad ass who looks tougher than any creature I have seen on any film to date. Faintly glowing green eyes, wolf like appearance, serious double K9 teeth, very dark questionable purpose. He may represent much more than he appears and is all for the sorrow. GMORK

"Who are you?"

"I am Gmork...and you..whoever you are, can have the honor of being my last victim."

I will not die easily. I am a warrior."

"Ha, brave warrior. Then fight the Nothing."

"Who are you really"

"I am the servant of the power behind the Nothing. I was sent to kill the only one who could have stopped the Nothing. I lost him in the swamps of sadness....his name was Atreyu!"

"If we are about to die anyway...I'd rather die fighting! Come for me Gmork! I am Atreyu!"

"Who are you?"

"I am Gmork...and you..whoever you are, can have the honor of being my last victim."

I will not die easily. I am a warrior."

by Thenothing-- April 25, 2011