garen

garen (n.)
-someone who is hated by basically everybody

garen (vb.)
-to fuck up someone else's life

garen (adj.)
-romantically disabled

You're such a garen.

She got garrened.

by Red Licker July 03, 2019

Garen

The Male version of a “Karen”

Brah, this dude’s such a Garen. Worse than a BBQ Becky or a Patio Patty,

by Smrealhomie June 25, 2020

Garen

One whom has extreamly large muscle mass, yet lacks in penis length and girth.

My girlfriend told me her new boyfriend was nice but unfortunately a Garen

by Connie February 05, 2004

Garen

Big Dick
Muscular
Energetic
Hyper
Autistic
Flirts a lot but never Gets Girls

Garen Has Down Syndrome

by G Master 69 January 01, 2020

Garen Main

A Garen main is a person who is either new to league of legends, has played league of legends and is still trash, or just a person who lives for the memes via the wet noodle slap or spin to win.

Mid: Garen... wtf are you...
Garen main: DEMACIAAAAAA! *dies*

by ForDemacia March 18, 2018

dirty garen

A Dirty Garen is a type of female that can only be satisfied by a black life size silicone replica of a horse penis.

Dude with what you are packing you have no chance with her, she is a Dirty Garen.

by Jim@tiktok May 07, 2020

Garen

A ship between two boys (len and garby) that insist they are straight when they are obviously not.

'Garen is canon.'

'I need to feed the garen shippers, they are going feral.' - garby himself

by garenshipperhehe August 22, 2020