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Comedian's "Full Count"

Three bottles of "Auchentoshan Three Wood", two bottles of "Woodford Double Oaked," and a four pack of "Ta +Meilleure" Double NEIPA (Bases Loaded). A certain comic's hotel room "Special Ask" for comedy tours. Consuming the entirety (as a group, NOT solo because that's quietly referred to as a "Mickey Mantle"....and likely fatal) is called a "Grand Slam" referring simultaneously to the resulting overwhelmingly classy shindig and to the high return baseball achievement.
"What'ya need slim." - Hotel Manager
"Set em' up Jim, Comedian's "Full count", Bases Loaded tonight!." - Comic
Smiling "You lookin' for trouble?" - Hotel Manager
"We're hittin' a Grand Slam tonight baby!!!!" - Comic
by Ben Whyte February 6, 2021
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full-contact accounting

The activity that is taking place on the floor directly over your office or cubicle. It sounds suspiciously like orangutans wrestling aligators in a dumpster.

It is still less annoying than some putz failing to turn off the all-page while they shuffle papers and manipulate their stapler.
Office Drone #1: "What the hell is that? Sounds like a train derailing."
Office Drone #2: "Must be the new full-contact accounting system."
by Fieldgrunt January 27, 2007
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Full counter

Full counter is a magical move from the anime series 7 deadly sins or nanatsu no taizai used by the character Meliodas, the magical ability Full counter can deflect all magical attacks double the power back to the person who attacked him, but full counter has some flaws, you cannot use Full counter when the enemy does not show the timing of their attacks and you can only reflect Magical abilities
HELLBLAZE, FULL COUNTER!, AARRHHHHHHH
by Undercoveragent11 August 26, 2019
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full contact origami

"Terry watched the full contact origami and wants his ass kicked now"
by Casey May 13, 2005
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Full Contact

To engage in combat without restraint as to where a person can be struck, or limits
I like to go full contact in my spars because pads make things unrealistic.
by Mandirigma April 11, 2006
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Full Contact Origami

Slang term for participating in underground fight clubs.
by Casey May 13, 2005
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full contact ice fishing

ice fishing with numerous unattended fishing poles, when a fish becomes hooked on one of the poles, everybody that sees it rushes to be the first person to grab it thereby claiming the fish as thier own. usually degresses to tripping, throwing things at people, and hockey style checking fairly quickly. players usually incur injuries and broken fishing equiptment.
dude i broke my favorite ice fishing pole and two ribs full contact ice fishing yesterday, but i got that 26" char.
by TGP! January 12, 2010
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