A big dumb bitch. Their call to fame is being right about everything and being impossibly annoying. They’ll eat everything out of your fridge and say you did it. They’re the fucking worst, hence fucktard.
by TheRealBitches July 21, 2019
Get the Fucktardmug. A person who screws up everything that they do.
If you are stuck working with this person they will screw up all that hard work you have put in. But because this person is a fucktard they will get away with it and all blame is pushed on to you.
If you are stuck working with this person they will screw up all that hard work you have put in. But because this person is a fucktard they will get away with it and all blame is pushed on to you.
Dale: Jamie you've shit all over our hard work you fucktard!
Jamie Simms: I'm sorry I cant help it Dale i'm incontinant aswell as being a fucktard.
Mrs Macinally: Dale why are you shouting at Jamie again? you know he's a fucktard. Oh god and you've crapped on all your hard work. for god sake Dale!
Jamie Simms: I'm sorry I cant help it Dale i'm incontinant aswell as being a fucktard.
Mrs Macinally: Dale why are you shouting at Jamie again? you know he's a fucktard. Oh god and you've crapped on all your hard work. for god sake Dale!
by Glynn Thomas April 4, 2008
Get the Fucktardmug. The bastardisation of two words: "fuck" and "tard" - the latter being a shortened version of "retard", a derogatory word to decribe those with lesser mental ability. In use, it is an insult that can usually express two emotions at once - complete fustration and disbelief. Frustration at the stupidity of someone, and disbelief that yes, they are actually that stupid.
"He is such a fucking fucktard!"
by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007
Get the Fucktardmug. Fucktard is used in extreme circumstances where a person is so stupid that being called a retard isn't good enough, so Fucktard is used
by Samsterlongmessedupshit April 19, 2016
Get the Fucktardmug. Someone who would put out an electrical fire with water.
"He put an electrical fire out with water? Of course he got electrocuted! What a Fucktard!"
"He put an electrical fire out with water? Of course he got electrocuted! What a Fucktard!"
by UrbanScribe7 January 26, 2017
Get the Fucktardmug. 50 cent is a Fucktard waste of sperm
by Madd Jester December 16, 2004
Get the Fucktardmug. A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.
Damn that ballet was boring, but Jenny wore her Fucktard and gave me a piece if I promised to stay for the whole show. It was worth it!!!
by Andi March 2, 2005
Get the Fucktardmug.