Footloose

When you stick your bare foot into a toilet and the proceed to jack off while your foot (preferably the right one) stays in the toilet water. Then you ejaculate onto the foot in the toilet and flush to rinse the cum off of your foot.

Dude 1: “Brah pass the toilet paper under the stall, there’s none in mine and I just footloosed”

Dude 2: “wooooaaaahhh really man? You FOOTLOOSED in a subway?”
Dude 1: “YEAH MAN now pass me the victory wipes”

Dude 2: “no problem man. R E S P E C T.”

Footloose by Ijustshitnfardncamedmypants April 16, 2019

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Footloose

A vagina that is so loose, a foot can fit in it.

"Yea bro I put my foot in it." "Sounds like it got footloose."

Footloose by LilProbeInn April 3, 2025

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Footloose bad

Old Gen-X adjective to describe a quality of music that makes it sound like something from the soundtrack of the movie "Footloose."

Distinguishing features are keyboard whitewashes, fist-pumpingly over-the-top vocals in the chorus, and unmanly bouncing rythyms. In other words, sounding '80s in the bad way.

(When Dan Hill's "I can dream about you" comes on the radio...)

"Oh, man, that's bad! It's... like... Footloose bad!"

Footloose bad by Adman12 October 11, 2005