foot-in-ass disease

To be defeated or beaten on many levels in many facets of life including but not limited to sports, school, and fisticuffs.
The inability to succeed at anything despite enormous effort.

Jane: Last week Bobby spent 24/7 studying for his Biology final and he still failed.
Alex: I know. Even the kid with a 65 IQ topped his score. He has a major case of Foot-In-Ass Disease.

by OneLostChapter February 23, 2008

Foot-ass

Action to describe extreme situations where you can't think of what to say because you're stoned.

I slammed my ankle into some iron and I yelled 'my f'ing foot-ass foot hurts.

by TinkerJo June 7, 2009

Foot in your Ass

The primary parenting method employed by Red Foreman and other father figures with an infinite, lifetime supply of Win at their disposal.

"Might I suggest the Footing of your Ass?"

"You know what else is hot? My foot in your ass."

"You're ABOUT to read a book that my FOOT wrote. It's called, 'On the Road to Being in your ASS'."

by cr8s April 29, 2012

my foot in your ass

This is what will happen if you are an annoying person. It could happen when you act stupid at the bars around drunk people that are twice the size of you.

"If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna put my foot in your ass!!!"

by Lord Chacal October 11, 2005

ol foot up the ass

What you say to the person you're pissed at.

Person 1 "Hey I'm gunna bone your girlfriend"

Person2 "Do that and I'll give you the ol foot up the ass"

by jeepdude44 May 31, 2015

smells like foot & ass

Disgustingly rank.

Dude, you smell like foot & ass. Take a damn shower!

by RavenX May 13, 2003

stick a foot in your ass

what you say when your angry

Peter you little shit! Imma stick a foot in your ass!!!

by flickex November 15, 2014