FOD

Foreign Object Debris. For those of you who were in an air force(any air force, not strictly the US or Canadian's) that was a vital and necessary duty before a tactical fighter squadron's jet fighters could be launched. It consists of walking from one end of the runway to the other in search of nuts, bolts, tools ANY loose objects of any size that could be easily sucked up by the jet engines... This was not to be allowed to happen because it is dangerous for the pilot and the aircraft...

Flt/Sgt speaking to plane crew: Right, you shitbirds, Listen Closely!!! Flt/Lt Scott-Lovecraft wants a fucking excellent FOD walk down or it's your asses!!!! Dismissed!

by J. Michael Reiter December 10, 2003

fod

n. Abbreviation of forehead. Slightly derogatory term used normally to draw attention to its massiveness or the manner in which it is exposed.

Having had to concentrate so heavily on getting dressed, John's fod was awash with sweat.

by Curis September 17, 2005

FOD

Abbreviation for "Friend of Dorothy", i.e. Gay

"Didn't you notice the track lighting?Bruce and Steve are FOD."

by Starfish September 30, 2003

fodding

the art of lounging around a pool whilst the wife goes out to work

They've emigrated to Las Vegas and now he just spends his days fodding

by Crust March 23, 2005

FODS

Stands for Female Over-Dominated Society. FODS is a word that describes the state in which females tend do control males through various means in a relationship, leading to the submission and slavery of innocent men everywhere. Also used to describe the circumstances of a whipped man. It is prophesized that one day whipped men everywhere will revolt and there will be a day of reckoning.

"Where's Chris?" "Ah, his girlfriend made him volunteer in a community car wash" "Wow, FODS got him pretty bad"

"Please wise master, tell me how a one may combat the horror of FODS" "There is but one way my pupil, and that is total and complete sexual abstinence" "Shit"

by MrTickles June 11, 2006

FOD

FoD
"Fuck on Demand"
Similar to a booty call, it is having the freedom to call a friend over to fuck whenever you feel like. Can be one friend, or many to choose from.

Friends with benefits is nice. Having FoD without having someone nag you afterwards is amazing!

by S Nate September 19, 2017

FOD

Airline Industry lingo for foriegn objects or debris. This is usually looked before the in comming plane parks at it's desiginated parking spot. Debris, trash or scrap pieces that can damage a airplane's engine and is usually found on the ground where the plane is going to be parked at!

Jack and his crew looked around carefully on the ground for FOD, before the plane came in!

by guyfawkes74 December 29, 2009