Flank

the term for anal sex when your getting flanked from behind.

Lets flank her tonight.

by xylience July 6, 2010

Flank

1.a person who is capable of doing work but chooses not to do it either because they are lazy or just worthless

2.A wasteman

Guy a:do you know these guys?
Guy b:no those guys are a bunch of flanks

by factgiverguy July 6, 2016

Flank

To follow someone drunk as shit home, so they don't get pulled over.

Brian got flanked home from the bar, by his friend so that he does not get pulled over.

by glare April 19, 2015

Flank

The mash-up of the words 'flirt' and 'wank'. To relieve oneself of one's flirting needs.

Variations:
-Flanking off
-Flanker (one who enjoys the act of flanking)

Girl 1: Why are you flirting with him?

Girl 2: Bitch, please! I'm just flanking

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Girl 1: Are you flanking him off yet?

Girl 2: Nope, not gotten to the flanking stage yet, just general chat

by RedHeadEm April 7, 2013

Flank

When you fail an exam and have to deal with your dominatrix Ms. Kim

Wade: Hey, how did your exam go?
Ethan: Not so great, I flanked the test so I am going to have to go pay a visit Ms. Kim
Wade: ...

by Austrovenus Zanzibar Stuchbari March 4, 2018

Flank

To Fuck hard all night long and never taking the Cock out of the vaginal

Yo dawg, last night me and Toya Flanked all night long ya heard.

by Sweezy 2 that double easy June 27, 2003

Flank

A person who helps another in super mario wii. If one person makes a risky move the other is the "flank" flanks are not supposed to bubble unless in extreme circumstances.

Mario: Ill go across the lava pit, you stay back and be my flank.

Luigi: Alright (luigi accidentally bubbles and mario dies)

Mario: WHY DID YOU BUBBLE?!?! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FLANK!!!!

by gweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 12, 2010