An expression said to someone or about someone who is talking for far too long about a topic that no one around understands or is interested in.
If the long-winded bore hears you, her or she will probably say, "Yes, that’s exactly right," even though rolling a five and a two has nothing to do with that they are talking about.
If the long-winded bore hears you, her or she will probably say, "Yes, that’s exactly right," even though rolling a five and a two has nothing to do with that they are talking about.
RIMMER: Anyway, to cut a long story short I threw a five and a four which beat his three and a two, another double six followed by a double four and a double five. After he'd thrown a three and a two I threw a six and a three.
LISTER: Rimmer, can't you tell the story is not gripping me? I'm in a state of non-grippedness, I am completely smegging ungripped. Shut the smeg up.
RIMMER: Don't you want to hear the Risk story?
LISTER: That's what I've been saying for the last fifteen minutes.
RIMMER: But I thought that was because I hadn't got to the really interesting bit...
LISTER: What really interesting bit?
RIMMER: Well! Then I rolled a five and a two...
by Lexical September 30, 2007
A kick to the nuts. Refers to the five toes of the kicker's foot rising up to mash the two testicles of the recipient's ball-bag.
When my boss called me into the office to review my job performance, she said that if I'd spent more time working than reading Urban Dictionary, I'd still have a job on Monday. It was a real high-five to the low-two.
by TerribleDH March 06, 2011
The five two - COVID-19. Typically used to avoid saying the word due to content restrictions on YouTube or other media sharing sights, or as a playful way of mentioning the topic.
by StanTalentStanBrittany December 31, 2020
Practicing the mushroom microdosing protocol suggested by mycologist, Paul Stamets, of five days on, two off.
by jetpants April 30, 2020
by jeen yuhs March 12, 2022