Fartstagram

The act of recording the sound of your flatulence and instant messaging it to others.

Did you get Bridgett's Fartstagram?

Sounded like she shit herself!

by Redbarn Guy October 14, 2015

Fartstagram

The act of recording the sound of your flatulence and instant messaging it to others.

Q: Did you get the Fartstagram I sent you?

A: Yeah Dude, sounded like you needed to wipe after that one!

Smellfie

by Redbarn Guy October 21, 2015

fartsmasher

person or animal who stands above all others in the field of flatulence.

"Ever heard John after Turkey dinner? Wow, he's such a fartsmasher"
or
"I love my boyfriend, but he is such a fartsmasher!"

by tinklebot November 4, 2012