A crappy mallcore excuse for metal. False metal is commonly listened to wannabee teens who think it's so BR000TAL. It is commonly misclassified as "extreme metal" when it is just poser music, not even real metal. Examples are Suicide Silence and Cradle of Filth.
scene kid: z0mg ss aND c0f r soo br00tal extreem medal!!
Real metal head: No, that's called false metal or poser music. Go back to hot topic.
Real metal head: No, that's called false metal or poser music. Go back to hot topic.
by abc23355sab December 19, 2009
Get the False Metalmug. Metallica worshiper -ZOMG! you listen to SLIPKNOT!?!?! THAT'S SO NOT METAL WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO SLAYER OR METALLICA!
ME - I do....
Metallica worshiper - YEA RIGHT POSER!
Me - shut the fuck up, When you actually listen to them and analyze it carefully, You can see the talent in them
Metallica Worshiper- YEA RIGHT POSER! GO LISTEN TO KORN OR SOME OTHER FALSE METAL!
ME - Fine...
ME - I do....
Metallica worshiper - YEA RIGHT POSER!
Me - shut the fuck up, When you actually listen to them and analyze it carefully, You can see the talent in them
Metallica Worshiper- YEA RIGHT POSER! GO LISTEN TO KORN OR SOME OTHER FALSE METAL!
ME - Fine...
by The open minded metal listener December 8, 2010
Get the false metalmug.