Fuming

Fuming is a person who does person things because he is a person who likes doing person things.

OMG YOU'RE DOING FUMING THINGS

by Joimhug March 8, 2023

fuming kerplunk

When you take a big shit and put it into the gas tank of somebody's car

Jim:Hey man did you get back at Bob for fucking your girl yet?
Tim:Yeah man no worries I gave him a fuming kerplunk

by Metzfreak February 3, 2014

fuming dragon

when a female performs oral sex.
When swallowing, male whacks female across the back of the head and cum sprays out of her nose.
Female looks like a dragon with smoke coming out of her nose

by LC August 25, 2003

Fuming at the Gasket

Feeling very angry about a particular scenario. You feel so angry that you lose that concept language of English is not good.

"Oh geez Frank, my wife just called me. She said that the toilet just clogged up again. One might say that I am fuming at the gasket right now."
"Oh dear Paul, that's a real shame."
"Sborpe ish Funk"

by GasketFumer69 November 27, 2017

Fuming (Fumin')

When someone is doing extraordinarily well in a certain sport,activity, or even just in life, to show that you've seen/appreciated their amazing effort you can simply say "Aw man you're fumin' right now!"

"The quarterback was fuming (fumin') when he threw the game winning touchdown."

by abibet1234 October 23, 2014

fuming cordage

A term used to describe anal beads of which have a wretched stench

She pulled out the fuming cordage, it stunk like the dickens.

by Emithises March 16, 2017

fuming fap

beating your meat out of pure frustration.

i'm sick of getting these answers wrong, gonna take a fuming fap real quick.

after failing the test, johnny slipped into the bathroom and came out 20min later...that fap was definitely fuming.

by SheepLand June 11, 2021