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if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.
Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."
by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025
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Daniel whenever he feels the need to share his various experiences of having sex once and smoking THC
pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retard
Daniel: I have a woman that looks like she came out of Chernobyl
Costa: shut the fuck up cunt
Daniel: mAd CuZ jEaLoUs
by costa the cunt head August 9, 2021
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cunt fucker

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not an insult but can be used as one if your pissed, "shut up you stupid cunt fucker"
by burka August 20, 2006
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Candy Cunt Fucker

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When the girl puts the candy in her vagina and you start fucking her with your penis putting the candy further into her pussy then you eat it out
"Dude, i was so bored last night with Danielle so i candy cunt fucked her then ate it out of her vagina and it went so far up it had shit on it." "Wow man, youre one hell of a candy cunt fucker."
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dickey cunt fucker

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The slutty person who loves to eat Chinese popsicles
by Best man definer December 16, 2015
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