Face, Tits, Pussy.. The basic "big 3" pics required before a gentleman decides if it is worth having a midnight randyvous with any lady in question that he may have found while browsing the internet on his wankport..
Until this File Transfer Protocol has been completed, risk of disappointment is often too high to make it worth considering making the trip..
Until this File Transfer Protocol has been completed, risk of disappointment is often too high to make it worth considering making the trip..
Richard always insisted on getting the FTP shots from any lady he was considering meeting, but often he would blow his load immediately he saw them and then decide she was too much of a cheap slut anyway.. So perhaps it was counterproductive in a strangely unexpected way.. Wankers remorse..?
by Drex Johnson October 19, 2014
Get the FTP mug.Get the FTP mug.by Vic G. March 1, 2008
Get the FTP mug.Meaning "for the pics", the term is used as a justification for doing something solely for the purpose of taking pictures (pics) of it and uploading them to Facebook. Extra alcohol, red cups, and good characters can be added to any party FTP.
"Let's make a beeramid out of our empty Keystone Light cans FTP"
"I invited Maxwell to the party FTP."
"Why?"
"You can't deny the fact that he enhances the quality of the pics".
"I invited Maxwell to the party FTP."
"Why?"
"You can't deny the fact that he enhances the quality of the pics".
by Cat Baker May 4, 2009
Get the FTP mug.Fuck the Pies (FTP) is a standard phrase uttered during a conversation with some supporters of the Collingwood Football Club (a.k.a the Pies) in Melbourne, Australia. Supporters of this football club are well known for overestimating their teams abilities beyond what normal people considerable acceptable/tolerable levels.
This opens them up to constant mockery because they do it every fucking year. Having to deal with this shit every week of the football season is too great a price to pay for the satisfaction received when Collingwood fails to make the finals, or looses in the finals.
Etymologists believe that this eventually lead to the birth of the phrase: "Karma's a bitch, motherfucker!".
This opens them up to constant mockery because they do it every fucking year. Having to deal with this shit every week of the football season is too great a price to pay for the satisfaction received when Collingwood fails to make the finals, or looses in the finals.
Etymologists believe that this eventually lead to the birth of the phrase: "Karma's a bitch, motherfucker!".
The abbreviation FTP can be used during text-based communication, or to avoid filters for swear words. It does not have the same effect when spoken out loud.
Collingwood supporter: "Pies are gonna win the flag this year"
Non-Collingwood supporter: "Fuck the Pies!"
Collingwood supporter: "Pies are gonna win this week"
Non-Collingwood supporter: "Fuck the Pies!"
Collingwood supporter: "Pies by 57 this week!"
Non-Collingwood supporter: "Fuck the Pies!"
Collingwood supporter: "sob... i guess there's always next year...."
Non-Collingwood supporter: "Karma's a bitch, motherfucker!"
Collingwood supporter: "Pies are gonna win the flag this year"
Non-Collingwood supporter: "Fuck the Pies!"
Collingwood supporter: "Pies are gonna win this week"
Non-Collingwood supporter: "Fuck the Pies!"
Collingwood supporter: "Pies by 57 this week!"
Non-Collingwood supporter: "Fuck the Pies!"
Collingwood supporter: "sob... i guess there's always next year...."
Non-Collingwood supporter: "Karma's a bitch, motherfucker!"
by yafoba February 16, 2010
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