Freshly Spanked

Used to describe a very bad loss in football, rugby, baseball or other sport. The loss must be of a significantly high level.

Jim: How did your team do last night?

Bob: Not good, we were Freshly Spanked!

by GhostShadow August 5, 2010

freshly toasted

being nicely fucked up directly after blazing your ass off

dean: hey man, why u late for class?

me: cus man, im freshly toasted

dean: o...ok, good talk

by o'deezy May 18, 2006

freshly suggarred

The physiological response to a very recent orgasm. sweating, heavy breathing
The glazed over look (After glow) of being thoroughly and very recently fucked well into a happy ending. The content and satisfied appearance one gets following an orgasm

1) She must have just got some because she looks freshly suggarred.

2) She has the feshly suggarred look of a woman in love.

by kokonuts September 1, 2009

freshly baked

1.) adv. The state of being under the influence of marijuana, particularly during the beginning, euphoric stage.

As they lay in the sand below the starlit sky, the pair were freshly baked from an afternoon under the sun.

by Dubious Skunk November 15, 2005

Freshly squeezed

Referring to a small new born child straight from the mothers womb.

Did you see that women's baby, kid was freshly squeezed!

by Paddylebee October 21, 2014

Freshly Floundered

When a woman has recently contracted an infection in her vagina that releases a bothersome, fishy odor. Usually caused by bacterial vaginosis.

1)
"There is a 75% chance that the woman who just walked by us was freshly floundered."
"How can you tell??"
"She reeked of fish."

2) There's only a few reasons a woman ever smells like fish. You better hope she wasn't freshly floundered.

by K-Andy May 29, 2010

Freshly Snipes

1.Implying one to be "fresh to def" as made famous by DJ Manny Fresh.

2. Describes someone dressed and groomed amazingly

John was dressed for his wedding looking Freshly Snipes

by JBezzythesnowman June 2, 2010