free base

When you go to someone’s house and their parents aren’t home.

Did you go to Jess’s free base last night? That shit was awesome!

by thatsabigoof December 30, 2018

free base

Someone who smokes cocaine.

Jonny is a free baser.

by suemoe June 09, 2005

free base

Someone who is slipped a roofie, and will most likely not remember what happened when they awaken.

Fundo: Everybody!! That slut I slipped the roofie to fell asleep. Free base for everyone. I got third!!

by authOOr June 28, 2006

Free base jerking

Free base jerking is the action of jerking off in unusual locations of your home when no one is home to judge you. A typical arrangement is that you put porn on in multiple rooms and run from room to room jerking off.

With this said no one really free base jerks. It is just a expression that shows the freedom in masturbating one has when no one is home.

I hear your roomates are gone for the week I bet you are free base jerking off everywhere.

by McDousher January 19, 2012