fractured nipple

a nipple that is fractured.

John: hey what's going on?
Larry: not much besides my FRACTURED NIPPLE.
John: tushae.

by LemonHed September 28, 2008

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Fractured Penis

Probably the most hideous sexual injury a man can suffer behind waking up next to a dog rough woman.

Somehow the sections of the penis which contain blood during an erection are burst via a violent snapping of the penis, rendering it utterly and completely worthless to the owner and anyone else.

The ability to get an erection thereafter is limited to agonising semis where blood ends up swelling the penis but it fails to get hard or any decent shape.

The clinic was full of people with a fractured penis, it is all the rage at the moment.

When will people learn that dry bumming is never going to end well.

by Doug up February 23, 2018

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Fractured Trio

A trope with a hero who thinks they're a villain, a villain who thinks they're a hero and a mysterious morally gray character. Comes from the name South Park: The Fractured But Whole and takes inspiration from Butters Stotch, Eric Cartman and Kenny McCormick

I love the trope of 'The Fractured Trio'

by ST21_12 April 30, 2023

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fractured english

What Lolcats speak. Generally misusing as many pronouns, misconjugating as many verbs, and leaving out as many letters as possible while still getting the message across.

O, Hai! How does I turned waters on? -Cat
Shut up, your fractured English is annoying. -Normal Person
No wai! Coolness. The cat has it. -Insane Person

by Danielsan42 February 28, 2008

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Fractured Penis

A limp dick that rises from the ashes

Yo Mufasa, that fractured penis the other day really had us going

by SammyPNickyP4eva September 20, 2017

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fractured butt hole

when you havin a quicky on the hood of your car in sub zero tempratures and need to continuously break through the frozen juices over the butthole to keep fucking

"I know i was hanging out in the parking lot till late but oh boy, was that a fractured butt hole"

by Psyrenity November 11, 2017

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