field goal

In the act of having an orgasm, aim your meat hammer so that when u jizz(football being kicked) it will head over your two shoulderblades(field goal posts).

Dude I kicked a field goal last night and it went right past my eyes onto my chair.

by c4xlr March 11, 2008

field goal

a term describing the action of receiving oral sex or "getting head" followed by the male counterpart inserting his semen "shooting his load" into the female counterpart's mouth, and then take's a step back and KICKS HER IN THE THROAT! before the female counterpart can swallow "the load" making her choke and regurgitate the semen from her mouth

"Yo dawg, last night this trick ass ho was goin down on my shit and i field goaled that bitch" Tyrone

"OH SNAPS DAWG, you's a straight up pimp homie" Jermaine

by JUice March 19, 2003

field goal

the gap between the two front teeth of someone that needs dental care.

damn, did you see the field goal in that girls grill, you could kick a 40 yarder through that gap.

by clark March 29, 2004

field goal

a game played when walking with a group of friends.

you basically just kick each other in the ass as hard as you can but you have to yell “field goal” as you’re about to kick.

“hey xavier! field goal!” “aw fuck, zayn don’t!”

by nEo-31a- July 13, 2019

Field Goal

At the terminal end of fucking someone in the doggy style position, the partner being fucked is shoved forward, creating a force that swings their arms into the air creating a “Y” or “field goal” shape in American football. The other partner simultaneously pulls out to ejaculate between the partner’s arm. Immediately after, a referee enters the room, places both of his hands in the air and announces “It’s good.”

I got Deb with another field goal last night, now I have 6 points on the board.

The field goal hit my arm so we counted it since technically it’s like hitting the post.

That field goal was no good because I shoved her to far–I need more practice.

by Grumpygills June 3, 2018

Field Goal

When you don’t get to fuck but you get close. Basically you’re not girlfriend boyfriend but your friend girl

Hey bro, did you score a Touchdown with that girl, nah man I only got a field goal

by Iceberg19 November 14, 2020

Field goal

When you tell your homie to turn around during an Eiffel tower and you finish into their ass crack

I tried a new thing called a field goal

by Lilbeano January 28, 2026