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F.U.C.K.

"Fornification Under Consent of King". Used in England during the 15th century to denote having permission to have sex. It was implemented in an attempt to slow down the population growth, as the number of people living in England at the time was quickly approaching the limit that the country could support. Not only was the over-population causing problems with crime, if the population had continued to grow at a steady rate, the country would have been forced to file for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy.
"My lord, I have come to you to get a license for F.U.C.K."
"Denied, I will have no ugly people reproducing in my kingdom!"
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F.U.C.K

F.U.C.K stands for: Friendship U Can Keep
promise me we will F.U.C.K forever!!
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F.U.C.K

An organiztion dedicated to bettering the world and making the internet a safe place for computer users once again. Hoping to achieve enlightenment for the better good of all, the group requires your help to help yourself.

Forums United Census Keepers.
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F.U.C.K.

F.U.C.K. "For Unlawful Carnal Knowlege", an acronym coined when a seaman was dischaeged for going a shore and having sex "fornicating". Ships logs show discharge for unlawful carnal knowlege which gave way to the acronym f.u.c.k.
Discharged for unlawful carnal knowlege.
Reason for discharge: f.u.c.k.
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I went to F.U.C.K to learn to film porns
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F.U.C.K.

A tiny wrestling group in Japan, stands for "Fighting Ultimate Crazy Kings"
"Where can I get tapes of F.U.C.K.!?"
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