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nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation

The sudden, unexplainable, transition of wood, metal, plastic, concrete into an explosive state.

Example: OH NOES!! MY DESK IS SUFFERING FROM NONLINEAR CATASTROPHIC STRUCTURAL EXASPERATION!!!
Example: OH NO!! My desk is suffering from nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation!!!
by Zacarias August 3, 2007
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Exaggerating Fisher

The Exaggerating Fisher is usually one who spends an unnecessary amount of time explaining details that are irrelevant. When this happens, usually the universe starts to collapse as society breaks down trying to get away from the horrible exaggeration.

Usually this term is coined by people who are disinterested in this person's conversation.
"Sometimes when I play my Nintendo and I am playing online, it usually results in a match where I am against like 15 guys. Obviously I proceed to kick the crap out of everyone! Like this one time, I took out like 30 guys in Super Smash Brothers ; but you see, this ends up being mundane because.."

This Exaggerating Fisher example is too long to continue and this is where you should walk away silently; enough to not anger the beast explaining the useless story.
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exasterbating

hey! bob quit the gym and is exasterbating at home
by han cholo December 24, 2007
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exasterbating

to jack-off and exercise at the same time
exasterbating is more effective than regular exercise itself
by arnoldo sanchez December 25, 2007
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counter exaggerating

Exaggerating the opposite of what is true. A form of lying and can be used as an excuse for lying.
Kyle:" Hey Jimmy is it cold out?"

Jimmy: "Nah dude its warm!"

Kyle: "Jimmy you're lying its freezing!"

Jimmy:"Bro I wasn't lying I was counter exaggerating"
by Doubt.Me?Think.Again November 20, 2013
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Exaporating

What happens to men's jeans after being left on a chair on a hot day. Typically, the man does not wear underwear so the funk be with the jeans. Some exaporates into the chair while most exaporates into the air.
What's that puse colored haze over the jeans in my chair?
Oh.. I know... I reverse turtled for a long time and had some strong fettichimny for lunch. With refrieds and now their exaporating.
turtle, refrieds, gas puse
by cheapsuitdan January 1, 2012
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