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Ethiopian Shower

1. The act of having nothing at all cascading down upon you. In fact, the act of having nothing at all. Being void of all material things.

2. Showering under a donkey or camel penis.
"Bill got his house reposessed. Man, he got ethiopian showered hardcore."

"When I wake up in the morning I take an ethiopian shower under Kalukio, the tribal donkey, to prepare me for the day." said Malikwa the tribe leader.
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Ethiopian Snowball 

when one takes a shit in their partners mouth, then blows a load in the stew and the said partner pushes it back in the anus with the tongue and or fingers(if needed)
dude i totally made ryan's mom do the Ethiopian snowball
Ethiopian Snowball by lourence January 10, 2008

Ethiopian shim sham

(n.) A very pungent and tasty member of the marijuana family. It finds its home in bee hives in The Western Rockies.
Man that shit was great, did we just smoke the Ethiopian Shim Sham?
Ethiopian shim sham by Samuel Sharpe September 10, 2007

Ethiopian sunrise 

When a person wearing black underwear cums through them onto a person's face.
"Last nIght he woke up his girlfriend by giving her an Ethiopian sunrise."
"Sound sick!"

ethiopian surprise

Yo bro what you have for dinner last night?

Oh I had an Ethiopian Surprise

ethiopian steamer 

When someone who is starving tries to take a shit on your chest, but is unable.
I took an ethiopian steamer on her chest before dying from starvation.
ethiopian steamer by asdf;lkji January 22, 2022

Ethiopia 

Unique among African countries, the ancient Ethiopian monarchy maintained its freedom from colonial rule.
did you know coffee orginated from Ethiopia in a region called KEFA?
Ethiopia by Yordanos Kidanemariam February 14, 2005