emo bitch

all emo bitches are some fuckin wrist slitin, black wearing, non-alcohol drinking, lound music listening, death wishin, noose wearin, rain jumpin, top of your lungs screamin, punk posin, sad fakin, no hope havin, death clock readin, derogatory, grass is greener on the other side sayin, fucked up brain havin, russian roulette playin, suicide tryin, bridge jumpin, garage band playin, simple plan listenin, "don't know what it's like" singing, bumper sticker sportin, throat slashin, no friend havin, hermit livin, crack smokin, not fittin in cuz you don't know what's best for you livin, scar sportin, buttoned back pack wearin, devil worshipping, good for nothin, corner sittin, glass is half empty lookin, whiney guitar playin, web cam livin, social parastite, depressed, grabastic piece of amphibian shit, i would kill you myself, but your worhtless shitty life is not worthy of my 14 hole Doc Martin, which the brains of your fuckin skull would be stained upon, plus, you'll probably just off yourself next week anyways, or at least try.

Have a great fuckin day.

Cheer up, emo bitch, your middle class life can't suck that bad, try being in Iraq for a year.

by A Punk and A Thug July 18, 2006

emo bitch

when a emo chick makes drama where there should'nt be any and gos on about how their lifes suck. (god thats shits annoying)

1:"Tracys being such a fuckin emo bitch"

2:"yeah, just think of the children in Darfur"

1:"....fuck Africa, i hope they fucking starve!"

by Jesse Rahl February 10, 2008

Emo bitch

an Emo bitch is anyone that refers to people that don't like/understand/care about emo music or the "scene" as f/14 or any other obscure EMO BITCH jargon that is "universally" know and understood, but is in actuallity obscure and unknown except by said EMO BITCH. see also: DOUCHE BAGS

cool dude: emo is music fags like to listen to in the dark while they cry and cut themselves.

Emo Bitch aka DOUCH BUNG HOLE: way to label people and things you don't know about, you F/14. I'm gonna go cry cause no one undersands me. Anyone have a knife?

SEE:irony you fucking idiot. labels are bad so you label people that label you right back? Here is a label: you are a fucking douche.

by Joe Blowski September 3, 2006

emo bitch

a pussy that writes and listens to emo music

Matt Oneil is such an emo bitch

by Kung Fu Pooie July 18, 2006

emo bitch

a socially awkward, depressed, yet great, person in society.

its hard to find another social figure who can rock the world yet cut her wrists in the corner.

look at that emo bitch squating in the corner.

by rippineagain May 10, 2009

emo bitch

apparently a girl or guy who is highly worked up or just farfetched....

I AM an emo bitch...better watch out.

by always and nothing July 18, 2006

emo bitch(:

A person that gets misjudged a lot. an "emo bitch(:" is probably just a person that gets judged because they dress, act, or look different. People tend to judge others like this because they are different from them.

she's not an "emo bitch(:"

by nomiswhatididtoyourmom October 4, 2010