ellen page

the cutie from JUNO who played a pregnant teenage mother. she is also from halifax, nova scotia and loves the outdoors. she is pretty hot for a 20 year old even though she looks like she is 16. it would be awesome if you did her though cause then its like fucking someone who looks like a minor even though shes legal. the best of both worlds

oh man ellen page is so hot

by im hot for the teacher February 22, 2008

The Ellen Page Challenge

The rare and incredibly difficult physical challenge that only 10% of people can complete.

"I'm still messed from attempting the Ellen Page Challenge...I wish I had never heard of it..."

by ilovelucy222 May 31, 2018

Ellen Page

People aren’t allowed to like what she did... So sayeth the god of fraud JeepJorp Peepeestones!

JeepJorp Peepeestones “You’re not allowed to like what Ellen page did! That’ll make other people like it! That should be condemned! Because my fuck trophies are how I justify imposing my will on others! Hurray, Team Breeders! It doesn’t matter that I’m a fraud! People just keep letting me do it so how is it wrong? Just like that other guy.”

by Hym Iam October 29, 2022