Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer

Briggsy has, over time, developed the unique talent of being able to communicate with the largest living land animals through the use of his incredibly deep voice which has an expansive range of between 300-600km. He has honed this ability onto preying on any women over 16st in weight. It is rumoured that his deep tones have attractive qualities for these women, so they are easily lured into his miniscule frame.

What's that rumbling? the ground is starting to shake...is it the sound of Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer luring his pie eating salad dodgers or is it a herd of the fat 'meat-wagons' travelling to his lair?

by sunday roast with two sows August 24, 2006

tiny elephant

tiny elephant is the old version and true version of an arianator. this is the fandom of Ariana Grande who is sweet talented loving and beautiful

Person 1: you're an arianator?
Person 2: yeah (:
Person 1: awh that's cute I'm a tiny elephant

by Ariana Gomez April 2, 2014

elephant seal

A slimy, desperate, perverted old man who seeks younger, more vulnerable mates. A dirty, loser man. The male equivalent of a cougar.

In nature, elephant seals have harums, in which one alpha male denies all other males access to the group. The non-alpha males are known to chill around the group, waiting to mount any young seal who strays from the pack.

"Ewww, Betty! The elephant seal at 3 o'clock is totally checking you out!"
"OMG! Jane is dating a total elephant seal. He's old enough to be her great-grandfather."

by Elephant Seal Awareness July 19, 2009

Elephant-Mungo

Used commonly in the Tri State area, elephant mungo is a form of time. The time of elephant mungo is right around 3:30 pm; more specifically it is the time in between 3:29 and 3:31 pm, not including 3:30. Some consider this to be an overvonplicated way of expressing time, while others consider it the time unit of the future.

Carl: Hey Bill, want to go to the park with me?
Bill: Sure, what time?
Carl: Does elephant-mungo work for you...
Bill: Why, yes it certainly does.

by Shmeat Lover XD June 25, 2018

elephant race

When one truck attempts to pass another on the highway, but lacks the power to pass. Ultimately the two trucks remain side by side holding up everyone behind them for miles because nether one of them wants to lose the race.

"Oh great!! now we're stuck behind an elephant race"

by tomgun007 October 4, 2013

Elaheh

She has the most gorgeous eyes Beautiful personality most of all she is perfection she is a really good friend and she loves her family she is a outgoing Person but don’t miss with her she gets mad too easy she try’s to control her temper even though it’s hard for her she is a really honest person hates people who lie if you have a elaheh in your life you should be great full.

Elaheh She had the most beautiful eye ever !

by Sam Rose May 6, 2020

elephantism

The case of a larger than big dick size in a person.

My schlong has elephantism when I look at ya girl

by Big dicky dick boy April 14, 2021