egonomics

The social science that deals with one's ego.

The preps should major in egonomics.

by anonymous August 10, 2003

egonomics

Purchases made to satisfy the ego of the purchaser, rather than out of necessity. Often company directors subscribe to this philosophy.

by Ian Chode August 11, 2003

egonomics

The study of the (often inverse) relationship between the size of a persons ego and their true worth to society.

He talks about himself all day, but egonomics states no-one would notice if he died.

by Drazyl August 11, 2003

egonomics

The Law of Egonomics states that; there is the Right Way; the Wrong Way and then there's My Way. If you don't like My Way you can hit the highway.

The Law of Egonomics apply when bad business decisions are made by Egotistical CEO's, Presidents or Managers.

by J. Allen R. September 12, 2003

Econonomy

The same as economy with superior spelling

There is a recession in the econonomy due to Bush's mismanagement of the US of A

by Christopher Marrow March 29, 2009

egonostic

The belief in oneself and all of one's own capabilities.
While confused with being egocentric, egonostic is used to define those with a unshakable conviction in one's own abilities.


Not to be confused with the words:
self-confidence, atheism, agnostic, unique

One: "Hey God.."
God: "YES?"
One: "This can't go on..."
God: "HOW COME?"
One: I've found someone else to believe in...
God: WHAT!? A-after...All This Time?
One: Yea, I'm breaking up with you
God: *speechless*
One: You're just so outdated...sorry.
God: "but, the bible.."
One: Sorry, it's not you, it's me...
God: "I loved you!"
One: Yea, I've discovered something... it's called egonosticism...

*Poof* God disappears

One: Wow, reminds me of my ex...

by C Tang January 3, 2009

Egonormous

1. The act of a person or somebody that has an enormous EGO.(see also:BIG EGO)
2. A small creature that has a small brain inside its huge sexual reproductive organs allowing them to have 100% brain power efficiency, Unfortunately they only try to mate all day and eat just enough to stay alive.

1. At my job my boss has a big ego.
2. I think that egonormous finally caught a female.

by CrStigall April 24, 2010