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The Eagle has Landed 

Famous Words of Neil Armstrong as he guided the Apollo Lunar Lander "Eagle" in it's final stages of landing on the moon in 1969.

The Eagle has Landed 

To approve that you have got the goods on you. (I.E. Weed)
Dan: So dude, whats going on tonight?

Henry: The Eagle has Landed!

Dan: Nice....

The Spread Eagle Has Landed 

When your sleazy, white trash, welfare-dependant daughter comes back to roost at your home with her five illegitimate children – because she just can’t make ends meet on four handouts alone.

With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!

It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
Man1: I heard that C moved back in with you, with all the kids.

Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!