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dysrationalia

Being a smart person that can make really stupid mistakes.
Ex. Jeff has dysrationaliation, he has an IQ of 130 but still managed to catch himself on fire playing with gas.
by John lost September 8, 2010
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Directional university

A state-supported university in the United States whose name includes a compass direction, e.g. "North state name State University." Many directional universities started out as teachers' colleges, broadening their educational missions in the 1950's or 1960's. In most instances a directional university has easier admissions standards than its state's flagship university ("The University of state name") and serves a greater proportion of commuter/part-time/older students.

California does not have directional universities. As an equivalent, it has universities with the word "State" in their names.
Job hunting with a degree from a directional university is mighty tough.
by Peter December 8, 2006
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Directional Dislexia

Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.
Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.
by dwalt121 January 4, 2010
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directionally challenged

A colloquial, quasi-humorous term for someone who is unsure of their location in space and may even be unclear about the left versus right sides of their own body. As psychological testing suggests, women may tend on average to have better liguistic skills than men, while men, in general, might have better orientation in space, so a man who is "directionally challenged" may be seen as less masculine by his peers. If a lifelong trait, it may represent a form of Minimal Brain Damage (MBD) related to Dyslexia or Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD); but if it occurs for the first time in a middle-aged or older person, it might herald a future dementia, such as Alzheimer's Disease (AD).
One reason (aside from instilling discipline) that the armed forces emphasize close-order drill in the training of recruits is to weed out the directionally challenged as someone who is such--"S'matter? Doncha know yer left from yer right? You directionally challenged or sompin'?"--will tend to do poorly on the battlefield and may even jeopardize the lives of his or her fellow soldiers, sailors, or fellow fliers.
by DrWhosis April 3, 2010
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directional drill

(n.) A penis that is curved.
My boyfriend had to screw me from a 45 degree angle because of his directional drill.
by freehugs16 December 24, 2010
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Directional North

The direction in which you are facing. This is a universal north for all beings.
Which way are you facing? To my directional north.

What’s directional north? Any way I am facing.
by Medicman861 August 8, 2019
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Human Directional

Commercial worker who holds a sign to direct traffic to designated area.
The Human Directional stands on a corner with a sign and spins it.
by Bananalover2468 April 20, 2011
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