dweef

a small burst of air that has been emmited out of the penis usually while urinating (please note that this is only an insult)

Dude did You just dweef I can smell something funny

by Tha Messenjah January 4, 2005

dweef

an undescribable fart noise that comes from the tip of a dildo

My lover Gary shoved the toy up my ass, then he pulled it out so it could dweef in my face.

by Listen to Slayer April 1, 2005

dweef

When a penis has been queefed on; a term that can be used negatively to another

Man your such a dweef sucker

by sbai May 3, 2003

cottage dweef

1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.

2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year

Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop

by Dave-Landon May 11, 2016

Dweef

Fart Outta Your D*ck

Hey I Just Dweefed - Dweef? - Yeah Like "Qweef" But For Guys - Oh

by grandfather sause April 16, 2017

Dweef

When you find out your dick

I just dweef in her mouth

by Bernie getthere June 4, 2017

Dweef

Dweef (noun): The male equivalent of a queef; an instance where air is released from the penis, typically during or after intercourse, resulting in a quieter sound that is similar to a queef.

Basically, it’s just a “dick queef.”

Example:
“Dude, I swear that was just air!” he said, looking a bit embarrassed. She blinked and then burst out laughing. “What the fuck was that?!?” To which he replied, “it was a Dweef…. I dweefed”

by Urban Famous October 5, 2025