dweef

a small burst of air that has been emmited out of the penis usually while urinating (please note that this is only an insult)

Dude did You just dweef I can smell something funny

by Tha Messenjah January 05, 2005

dweef

an undescribable fart noise that comes from the tip of a dildo

My lover Gary shoved the toy up my ass, then he pulled it out so it could dweef in my face.

by Listen to Slayer April 01, 2005

dweef

When a penis has been queefed on; a term that can be used negatively to another

Man your such a dweef sucker

by sbai May 03, 2003

cottage dweef

1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.

2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year

Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop

by Dave-Landon May 11, 2016

Dweef

An expulsion of air from the penis, similar to a queef.

"Bro last night when I was with my girlfriend I let out a huge dweef. I hope she didn't notice."

by Dweefer3 March 09, 2019

Dweef

When you find out your dick

I just dweef in her mouth

by Bernie getthere June 05, 2017

Dweef

When someone farts in your foreskin during anal, and you pull out slowly, while pinching your foreskin closed. Slowly release the fart from your foreskin in their face. Dweef

Yo dude, I totally dweef ed in Jes's face last night! She's a dirty whore!

by Girth Dickson January 30, 2017