Drop the kids off at the pool

Take a sh*t, a dump, a crapper.

I gotta go, I have to drop the kids off at the pool.

by I know a guy November 12, 2009

drop the kids off at the pool

Drop the kids off at the pool= another phrase for taking a crap.

Ill be right back, iv got to drop the kids off at the pool.

by CRC November 12, 2007

dropping the kids off at the pool

Having a bowel movement; taking a shit.

yuuper1: Want to get some milkshakes?
yuuper2: No, thanks, I plan on dropping the kids off at the pool later and that would just push me over the edge.

by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

Dropping the kids off at the pool

Taking a number 2.
Also known as "Commissioning some officers" or "Deploying the navy seals"

Guy #1 "What you doing in there?"

Guy #2 "I'm Dropping the kids off at the pool what do you think i'm doing?"

by Jpsh34 May 29, 2008

drop the kids off at the pool

A hilarious slang phrase that denotes going to take a sh*t.

Sorry to cut you off but can we finish this conversation later? I had chili for lunch and I have to excuse myself and go drop the kids off at the pool.

washroom toilet shit

by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015

drop the kids off at the pool

To expel seminal fluids from ones anus into the toilet.

Jerry had to drop the kids off at the pool after some time with Colin.

by CubbyC January 01, 2021

drop the kids off at the pool

Pooping, Crapping, Droping the doodoo butter.

Also can mean mastubating in a toilet.

I'm sorry boss, I am going to be late for work, I have to drop the kids off at the pool.

by KONP December 18, 2004