Douche nugget

A term commonly used to address one of your best friends that you love. Typically a starboy friend.
"Pedro, you are such a douche nugget."
"Pedro, I love you. You douche nugget."
by notsurewhattouseasmypseudonym January 24, 2017
Get the Douche nugget mug.

douche nugget

or nugget of douche, this term can be used to describe a person who doesn't think before they speak. one who needs corrected on a daily basis because of how much of a douche they really are. this can also be used to describe a bite size douche
really douche nugget?
by charizard3 June 10, 2009
Get the douche nugget mug.

Douche-Nugget

A person(s) who is continuously a bitch/douche bag.

Someone who says/does things to intentionally put you down or upset you.

It can also refer to a group of people doing something to intentionally hurt/upset an individual or animal.
Gosh, Ted is being such a Douche-Nugget, did you hear what he said to Emily?

That poor dog, those Douche-Nuggets keep throwing rocks at it.
by Nadisaurusrex October 08, 2013
Get the Douche-Nugget mug.

douche nuggets

Individual pieces of a bloody tampon
When she pulled out her tampon, little douche nuggets had fallen off.
by tqmidget85 July 08, 2008
Get the douche nuggets mug.

douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

a person thats basically a complete PRICK and is usually a friend of yours that always finds a way to...

A. Step on ur game

B. Ruin a existing relationship

C. Cannot keep mouth shut even over life or death situations

D. and finally is a complete dumbass
You: Wow ur brother is a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

Ex-Girlfriend: LOL WTF what is that

You: your brothers new nickname "lol"

Ex-Girlfriend: and why is that lol

You: he just called my girlfriend a slut and we almost broke up cuz of another douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget blowing everything out of the water....

Ex-Girlfriend: Lol well HAHAHAHAHA!!! I like the new nick name im gonna call him that to :)

by The Guitar Hero January 30, 2008
Get the douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget mug.

douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

A male under 30 years of age that wears pleated khakis.
Holy fuck look at AJ, what a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget
by golf-freak93 January 31, 2008
Get the douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget mug.

douche nugget

A vile and disgusting object, of which no one wants to associate themselves with.

Related to 'la douche nugget', the gunk found in the plug hole of a french shower.
"Becky, why does he think its cool to wear snapback and shades all the time?"
"It's simple, its because he his a douche nugget"

"That chav thinks it's funny to knock over his neighbor's bins... in reality he is just a douche nugget"
by Pepini July 30, 2015
Get the douche nugget mug.