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the dog fucked me

The opposite of Fucking the Dog. When you work your ass off and you never seem to get ahead.
Dude, The dog fucked me hardcore today, and i even stayed overtime.
by Sn0tr0cket January 1, 2008
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the dog fucked the ass-kisser

It’s an old Persian saying for when someone is trying to point out that there is nothing but shame in being an ass-kisser to an ass-kisser.
A: Hijab is a culture for all our Iranian women and we should make sure everyone wears it at all times.

B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.

In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.
by Gabric October 23, 2022
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give a flying dog fuck

It is to emphasize the word "fuck." It comes from the shorter version of "give a fuck" and then "give a flying fuck." It means "I don't care" but with emphasis. So it is an emphatic "I don't care!" Or also, emphatic "I could care less."
"I don't give a flying dog fuck if you want to go to the beach, we are NOT going!"

"I don't give a flying dog fuck if you like driving, I am doing the driving!"
by carecare7 May 4, 2014
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National Dog Fucking Day

it’s the annual day of dog fucking. usually done at family bbqs as a family event or can be done in solitary.
AYE JIM YOU REDNECK SUMBITCH YOU DONE THE DOG FUCKING YET? WAIT ON ME IM PUTTING MY CLOTHES ON. national dog fucking day.
by BigAssBootyHoe April 12, 2019
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THAT Fucking Dog

More popularly identified as Triumph The Insult Comic Dog from Conan O'Brien, THAT Fucking Dog (TFD) certainly knows how to work an audience. Surely, you've heard his wise jocularity in regards to how often he schools MBNA employees, such as Bailey aka Shrek. UNDERAGE BEEE-SEAN!
TFD Often utters the line, "What kind of legs does she have?" Promptly, S.B. becomes excited, but knows he's inferior to Dusty and the rest of Citibank employees' 7.5 inch cocks.
by Marly Sauble August 15, 2005
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dog nut fuck

when the female injects dog "semen" or "cum" into her ass or pussy
I had a great "dog nut fuck" last night
by piss fungus October 3, 2021
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big dog nut fuck

When your mediocre dog has mad nut disease and is obvious to his obesity
by Big dog nut fuck April 3, 2019
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