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Dimnut

A Dimnut is someone who can either be stupid or someone who doesn't listen.
Dimnut can also be used as a derogatory term, replacing words like Cunt
Omg you're such a dimnut, don't you ever listen?
by Freeeenchy September 6, 2019
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Dinuguan

Dinuguan is an idea of Lapu-Lapu.

He saw Magellan's big muscles, along with the Spaniards' big cannons. Seeing the size of his enemies, Lapu-Lapu wanted to have a potent pre-battle meal to spike up the morale of his warriors.

Lapu-Lapu ordered his top tribe chefs to devise a meal which was dark as death, reminding his warriors of the blood bath which will happen next.

Dinuguan was then invented! Lapu-Lapu's warriors were told that this is a meal made out of the blood of rival warriors, which caused them to behave like a bunch of howling NFL quarterbacks with war paint striped on their cheeks as they ate it.

The rest is history.

Lapu-Lapu brought his most pissed off, biggest, baddest Mactan mothe--uck--s to stomp the sh-- out of the conquistadors'.

The Spaniards fought with their helmets, steel breastplates, swords, shields, muskets, blackpowder and crossbows but they were simply no match for the pure whoopa** which was unleashed by the Island natives who were only armed with G-strings, Krises, Bows, Arrows & Bamboo/wooden spears.

The Spaniards were at loss to the uselessness of their armors, as the natives kept murking them on the legs.

When Lapu-Lapu found Magellan, his first strike on him sent dozens and dozens of cutlasses, spears and scimitars raining upon him as the nearby warriors death showered Magellan to kingdom come.

Today, you can now relive this heroism by eating dinuguan. Bon Appétit! Breakfast of champions!
If zombies knew how to prepare dinuguan, they wouldn't need to eat our brains anymore.
by Youngpoeticmagbobote April 22, 2011
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dinuka

Girl1: Have you met dinuka?
Girl2: Yeah, what a legend!
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dinuk

a friendly person always up for fun. gets involved with shit he cant control. likes to party. the best big brother, a care taker, he'll protect you. a big teddybear. seriously - such a softie.
dude we got totally trashed tonight

fuck we needed a dinuk there!

are you kidding he was probably checking out some bitches in da corner

nah mate he is a cutie patootie everybody loves dinuks <3
by datcrazyhomosexual January 9, 2013
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Dinuri

Dinuri's are the most fun people to hang out with they're loud, outgoing very emotional yet always there for you. They are very athletic, dinuri's have the most greatest personality and are very popular in school. They can be talkative and conversations with them never gets bored
Dinuri is good in maths.
by anon_87 January 23, 2021
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Dinushi

Extremely beautiful and exotic looking chick I went to high school with. Low key wanted to hit that but so did every other dude on campus. Gets mad when you call her Indian because Sri Lankan but it's cute how she reps her identity. She walks like she's on a cat walk and she dresses like a million bucks. Super cool chick man
by Cjeaton August 16, 2016
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Ditzune

Hey Vito! Dont sell your house to some Ditzune, my home value will go down!!
by Mamma Munkee July 29, 2009
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