erica's long and dirty ice tea

ice tea, mandarin vodka, lime juice, and c-up (selection brand 7-up), shaken and served. (note: make sure you shake before adding the c-up)

a.k.a. orgasm in a glass

bar go-er: hey, can i get an erica's long and dirty ice tea?

bartender: sorry we don't serve those here, they're too intensely fantastic for a public venue such as this.

by kristen123 January 30, 2009

Dirty mexicans on ice

Also see: Boston Bruins

The Boston Bruins are a bunch of dirty Mexicans on ice.

by Ughbostonsports April 21, 2010

Dirty Icebox

Inserting ice through the vagina with your tongue; Tongueing a piece of ice inside the pussy!!

I gave my girlfriend a dirty icebox last night and it was a chiller!

by Courtney James February 24, 2010

Dirty Iceberg

When you dump a poo so massive that the tip of it emerges out from the water. Like an ice berg would emerge from the cold rigid sea.

Jacob did you see the size of that dirty iceberg I just put in your toilet?

by Canadian Jewbag August 19, 2019

Dirty Iceberg

To insert an ice cube in one's anus.

Or, a piece of shit that is partially submerged in the toilet.

Oh man, my ass hurt, but then my girlfriend gave me a dirty iceberg!

by 293823 February 24, 2011

dirty iced

The act of cumming on someone to give the look that they are covered in icing (looking like a glazed donut).

My boyfriend shot his load all over me, my tits were dirty iced.

I dirty iced her face.

by SideDaddy.com February 11, 2019

Dirt Clay Ice Driving

An actual lack of driving at all. All the trees fall down usually preventing any navigation of roads. If that does not happen then his central location is actually frozen preventing the Ram 2500 4x4 from movement.

Where is Clay this morning? It snowed so he is probably not coming in. Oh so he is out "Dirt Clay Ice Driving". Yeah I assume every tree has fallen or there is ice. My roads were clear! Yeah those falling trees and ice build up only happen in Laguardo.

by Big Whitey Ford February 21, 2022