Diploid

n. Like dipshit but without cussing. Diploid.

n. Also something in biology

What the fuck richard! You diploid!
(A continuation of a vine reference)

by Pepe.twat January 22, 2018

dipnit

Also see dipstick,nit wit
(combonation of dipstick and nitwit)

an idiot, stupid person / someone who acts that way

i.e A straight up dummy

1: Can pinguins fly?
2: no, you dipnit!
1: IM TELLIN MOM, YOU CALLED ME STUPID!

by Carliebabe May 23, 2006

Diploid

Diploid is a word that is typically used by the nerds of the 21st century. You would use the word as a name you would call someone if they made a stupid mistake or missed an answer on a test. The term originated in Laguna Middle School when a nerd noticed the term for a cell, diploid, sounded like a name you would call someone. The traditional method for "diploiding" someone is using your index finger to flick someone under the nose. This, however, proved to be too difficult and was changed to flicking someone with the nail side of your index finger anywhere on the face. The phrase commonly used for diploiding someone is, "Ya diploid, why'd ya do that?" It is supposed to be said with a very nerdy accent. "Ah, don't be such a diploid!" is also an acceptable phrase.

"Ya missed number 13, ya diploid!!!!!"

"Why do ya have to be such a diploid!!!!"

"Ya diploid!!! Ya diploid!!!! Ya diploid!!!!"

by NerdyDiploidMan October 30, 2011

Dinoism

A religion in which people worship dinosaurs.

Their slave is called the "Cocksaur" also known as high school freshmen at Broadneck High School in Annapolis, MD, Kyle Sharpless.

I heard theres a new Dinoism Church down at Clifton Ave.

I also heard the Cocksaur will be there.

by J Allen June 23, 2007

dipnic

dipnic is mainly a picnic only you have only types of food that you have "dip" for....this has to be envolved outside in sometype of park where you would have a "picnic"

BOB: hey Fred i had a totaly awesome dipnic yeserday we had all types of dips like dude even like ranch dip
FRED: wow you didnt invite me to this awesome dipnic because???

by Lindsey.ox September 14, 2007

dipnic

When one is to go out on a picnic with friends where they eat taco dip with chips.

Hey want to go on a dipnic with me on Friday?

by Jamba September 15, 2007

Dipnit

Individual clueless about a subject

You suppose to cook ramen noodles before consuming, you dipnit.

by Gravity9.78 May 7, 2018