Guy: What tha hell are you supposed 2B?
Girl: I'm an angel.
Guy: You have to be the ugliest angel i've ever seen.
Girl: Oh, yah well what are you?
Guy: Can't you tell, i'm a Dick in a Box!
Girl: I'm an angel.
Guy: You have to be the ugliest angel i've ever seen.
Girl: Oh, yah well what are you?
Guy: Can't you tell, i'm a Dick in a Box!
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