Run a diagnostic

If someone places a paper towel between there ass cheeks to absorb sweat will eventually need a replacement because of intense use or it slipped out.

I’m going to the restroom to run a diagnostic

by David letr October 9, 2018

quest diagnostics

The place everyone goes to if they have to submit a drug test. Typically when starting a job but could be a court summons.

Quest diagnostics made me pee in a cup for my drug test.

by Brookeshanks September 30, 2017

i-Ready Diagnostic

The worst text in EXISTENCE. I would rather be in a 1-month COMA then do this fudging test. This is the test that makes students want to commit suicide.

“Hey teacher, I need to go to the bathroom real quick. *The teacher* NO! You have to do your i-Ready Diagnostic! *Student*: Commits suicide”

by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023