Detarded 

Naturally being and saying retarded dumb things and you're name starts with a D makes you DETARDED

Deondra dropped the wrong cable off the tank because he is detarded

Detarded by Time2smoke420 October 4, 2017

Detarded 

(Detardation)

A personality disorder where one is a douche because they insist on behaving retarded...ie; petty, bitter, jealous, angry, insecure, immature, and/ or manipulative.

He is such an immature douche. He’s acting so detarded.

Detarded by Lexy Taylor May 9, 2019

Detarded Fartiliquist 

This is what My Dad is after moms Mentalpause. <SEG> !!! from Da B.

I am so Detarded I dont even know the real definition of this word... at least im not a Detarded Fartiliquist like him. Everything is as Fucked up as it should be. Like the way germs fly through the air with the greatest of ease.

Detarded Fartiliquist by Muffin Steamer August 19, 2006

Dotarded 

Adjective used to describe a brash and ill-conceived action with potentially disastrous consequences committed by an individual in a position of great authority, but who is of questionable cognitive faculties.

Though originally from the relatively obscure English literary term "dotard", referring to a senile individual, the term was revived in late 2017 when it was used by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un to describe US president Donald J Trump.

Alternatively, the term "dotarded" can also be interpreted as a portmanteau of "Donald" and "retarded".

Michael: "I'm not convinced that Donald Trump's foreign policy strategy of out-crazying the world's most brutal and unstable dictators isn't going to work"
Lilly: "You can't be serious. Playing nuclear chicken with Kim Jon Un is f*cking dotarded, and may very well end up causing World War III and the end of humanity as we know it"
Michael: "Yeah. True. I got nothing."

Dotarded by Gruffalo Soldier September 23, 2017

denarded 

(verb)

To get fucked up. An allusion to Denard Robinson, QB of the University of Michigan, running circles around the other team.

Let's get denarded tonight.

denarded by tuesdayninja September 13, 2010

Delarded

When fat people lose weight. Like, wow, that bitch needs delarding.

I was so fat before I got delarded.

Delarded by JDILIBERT1 November 25, 2011

Denarded 

Adj. - The emotional sometimes physical reaction upon seeing the amazing and rock star cool athletic feats displayed by Minnesota Twins center fielder slash lead-off hitter Denard Span. The reaction in the human body is scientifically proven to be higher in energy then the same response to any other baseball player similar to Denard Span.

Original coined by the 93x Half Assed Morning Show.

Dude, we went to Target Field and totally got Denarded

Denarded by mike "the get some guy" October 5, 2010