storm detachment

Incredibly fun people to be around! Used to intimidate political party’s

“That mf is trying to take the popular German party in particularly 1930s! Get the Storm Detachment!”

by CaptianNuggs April 30, 2021

Deparchment

A beverage that quenches the thirst of someone who is parched. Thus relieving their parchment.

Man I'm thirsty, I better get some deparchment.

by Djent_2 January 12, 2019

Deparchment

The paper presented to an individual at graduation when the qualification is revoked.

Mike recieved deparchment at his graduation last week.

by auttua July 8, 2011

Rectal Detatchment

When some poor bastard has been badly constipated for ages and finally manages to go..... The bowel movement that follows is so horrifically brain bursting that it literally feels like the arse is going to detatch itself from the rest of the body...

Can also apply to the result of too much bum love....

*helen goes to the loo, hoping that this time she will be in luck and finally manage to empty her bowels..*

helen: "OHMYGOD!!!! JIM I THINK MY ARSE IS GOING TO FALL OFF!!!!!"

jim: "dont worry, i will look up rectal detatchment online, im sure we can fix it dear"

by little miss offhernut June 16, 2010

Detangment Syndrome

When deplorables and other feeble minded individuals vote for the most unhealthiest village idiot as their leader. It's that feeling afterwards that when literally you are in an oarless raft and are careening down a waterfall while clutching your made in China red hats.

Our followers who are willing to lose it all and put themselves in an even worst situation have detangment syndrome, they will never learn.

by Armando Broncas May 24, 2019

Detailment

The sense of being detailed.

Saab ji, ek detailment aaya hai.

by AdhirajCounterstrike July 22, 2022

Denchment

When someone so swoll is trying to explain why they're so swoll.

It's just a denchment

by Cheshire111 August 6, 2025