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Dessert hoe

Someone who is a hoe that follows Dessert Zaddy who is usually at least 6-10"
Guys: Damnnnmm who is that giant with all those dessert hoes around him ??
Hot chicks: OMG! That must be Dessert Zaddy!
by notKolt February 13, 2026
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Dessert hoe

Someone who is a hoe that follows Dessert Zaddy who is usually at least 6-10"
Guys: Damnnnmm who is that giant with all those dessert hoes around him ??
Hot chicks: OMG! That must be Dessert Zaddy!
by notKolt February 13, 2026
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Hoop Dessert Sandwich

God's gift to starving Wellesley Women. A light and buttery croissant which has been halved, each half topped with slices of tangy green apple and rich brie cheese, then smothered with honey and sprinkled with crushed almonds... and toasted... to perfection. Consuming results in an orgasmic experience and often results in renewed mental stability and ability to overcome academic assignments previously deemed to be impossible.
I can't finish this paper tonight... that is... unless I trek over to the LuLu and get a Hoop Dessert Sandwich, those shits are so delicious, it's worth the fifteen minute walk across campus.
by Wendyyy August 16, 2009
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Hot Dessert

n./v.tr.
To ejaculate into a full rectum after which point one proceeds to pull out and spread the buttocks. Upon achieving relaxation of the anus one may proceed to utilize the tongue in order to scoop out the feces freshly topped with semen.
Serves up to 4.
Caution: May contain peanuts.
A: Hey I'm heading to Alberto's for a Hot Lunch and maybe an Alabama Hot Pocket. Wanna join us?

D: No thanks! I'm meeting up with Vlad. He wants to try my Hot Dessert again. Hopefully it turns out this time. Last time it was a little runny and we didn't even have any napkins. He had to use his shirt to wipe off his face after he licked my serving dish clean. Anyway I thought you weren't talking to Alberto anymore after the whole Angry Pirate thing.
by Dyl Busto September 18, 2010
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