Deployed Card

Using the fact that you are or are about to be deployed to cheat on your girlfriend or wife.

I caught Sam using the Deployed card. He thinks because he is in Iraq, he can cybersex a lot of women behind his wife's back.

by Sakeenah October 10, 2009

A Deployed soilder

Inserting a shot glass in a women's vagina and pouring vodka in it and putting salt on the ass and licking it before you take a shot.

It's for a deployed soilder

by ToeSucker99 March 18, 2017

Cardiac deployed

Daddy pulse

Pulse and doc together in a relationship (cardiac deployed)

by Pulsedoc March 31, 2023