Dense Cabbage 

Rare insult

“Shut up you dense cabbage

Dense Cabbage by That Dense Cabbage Guy December 16, 2021

Dense Cabbage 

An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery

Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.

Dense Cabbage by Shakespeare Definitions August 30, 2020