dense cabbage

Someone is who's just generally dumb

If you can't do a simple thing right, you're a dense cabbage.

by Comrade.eXe June 26, 2019

Dense Cabbage

An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery

Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.

by Shakespeare Definitions August 31, 2020