A young but very old and useless human being, widely hated by his own for being useless, hypocritical and disappointing. Also known to be the cause of all the negative happenings in Nigeria. Eg; earthquake, hunger, failure, bad governance.
Eg: Do you expect the house of Representatives to sign the bill while Desmond Elliot is there?
You must be a Desmond Elliot.
The youths of Nigeria don't have jobs, it is Desmond Elliot's fault.
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The youths of Nigeria don't have jobs, it is Desmond Elliot's fault.
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Only Desmond can handle Melissa !
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Get the Paul Desmond mug.He will give you his heart and trust you with it. A creative person whose talent is seen in music. He is wonderful and doesn't mind dreaming and creating with you about what may come. Sensitive and strong he can make you fall in love with him within a nanosecond. Everyone is his core buddy. Women secretly love him when he speaks because he oozes charm and captivates you with his intense eyes and enthusiastic conversation. The best one to secretly watch in a crowded room. He is a worldly wanderer but always makes sure to make his presence known to the one who pines for him at home every night. Mornings are spent by his side for the longest time by making him stay for as long as possible before you have to absolutely get up out of bed. He loves coconut flavored drinks that remind him of someone special every time he drinks it. A great protector and caring person he'll attempt to take away all that hurts you all the time they happen. Loves animals and even would travel dangerous jungles with you. Photography and book reading go hand in hand with him. In touch with the news, he reads an actual newspaper old school style. His favorite shape can be made with interlacing two hands. He loves natural surroundings and the feel of small towns. He is the handsomest manly but still boyish person you'll ever meet. Shares showers with you but is sexiest in bed. Has one first tattoo. Practically a specimen for the picture of health and loveliness. He can pull off any style and own it.
Oh my God, that feels like a Desmond and looks like a Desmond sounds like a Desmond and acts desmondlyish as he walks down the street.
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