All small people on December 10th we get to roast our tall friends but we should have another day right before it we get to push our tall friends all day on the 9th this is getting back at them for pushing us and picking us up
by Always_small December 6, 2019

by bigtoejoe October 16, 2019

by JordanPoolesSon December 8, 2021

if you we're born on this day, you are a wonderful person. you're kind, smart and lovable. dating or being friends with a person who was born on this day is a blessing. trust my word ; )
by ilovetaytay13 August 17, 2023

On this day, any man that is over the age of 5, is required by US federal law 16.8.00.3 to give glizzy gluck 3000 to any other male (doesn’t have to be human). Only exclusion is that it can’t be male.
“Yo it’s december 9th!”
“Imma glizzy gluck my turtle hbu?”
“maybe just the cockroach i killed yesterday”
“Imma glizzy gluck my turtle hbu?”
“maybe just the cockroach i killed yesterday”
by Chlorinated_diplomat December 9, 2020

Jack: Hey bro you participating in December 9th?
Logan: What’s on December 9th?
Jack: It’s the day you ask your crush out!
Logan: What’s on December 9th?
Jack: It’s the day you ask your crush out!
by •|Hope|• December 3, 2019

Hey Julian guess what today is
What?
December 9th Ask you crush out day
Will you go out with me
Sure heather
What?
December 9th Ask you crush out day
Will you go out with me
Sure heather
by Yafavvscogirk December 7, 2019
