by Onlydarealone December 08, 2020
by bigtoejoe October 16, 2019
if you we're born on this day, you are a wonderful person. you're kind, smart and lovable. dating or being friends with a person who was born on this day is a blessing. trust my word ; )
by ilovetaytay13 August 17, 2023
by JordanPoolesSon December 08, 2021
by Jeraldstabkr999 December 09, 2021
On this day, any man that is over the age of 5, is required by US federal law 16.8.00.3 to give glizzy gluck 3000 to any other male (doesn’t have to be human). Only exclusion is that it can’t be male.
“Yo it’s december 9th!”
“Imma glizzy gluck my turtle hbu?”
“maybe just the cockroach i killed yesterday”
“Imma glizzy gluck my turtle hbu?”
“maybe just the cockroach i killed yesterday”
by Chlorinated_diplomat December 09, 2020
Hey Julian guess what today is
What?
December 9th Ask you crush out day
Will you go out with me
Sure heather
What?
December 9th Ask you crush out day
Will you go out with me
Sure heather
by Yafavvscogirk December 08, 2019